Schedule for tomorrow:

6:30 alarm clock will go off
6:30.05 snoozer will be depressed
repeat every 9 minutes for next hour
7:30 awaken in a panic
7:35 shower in a panic
7:50 dress in a panic
7:59 shove papers aside in a panic looking for scheduling ticket
8:10 leave house ten minutes later than planned on, hope testing location is easy to find
8:30 arrive at testing center after missing a turn, not being able to find building and driving around in a panic
8:35 hand over cell phone, backpack, all papers
8:40 listen to instructions about how to click buttons on a computer and to keep my identification number with me at all times.
9:00 start multiple choice questions. 7 blocks. 50 questions per block. 60 minutes per block. I’ll be done with each section with approximately 10 minutes left. This amount will increase with each section.
11:20 Ten minute bathroom/water break
12:30ish Lunch break
4:30 Finish with test. Have major migraine. Neck stiff. Brain beyond dumb. Can’t tell you how I did. May have passed. May have not. Don’t really care anymore.
5:00 at home. Will splurge and call my friends, who I haven’t spoken to in at least a month. Hope I don’t cry.
And Saturday, I get to wake up and do the whole day over again! Yay!

No magical ball or fortune-telling here. Just exhausting, repetitive experience. It’ll be four blessed years before I have to go through this (officially–I’ll be taking “in-training exams” that are oh-so-similar twice a year for the next four years, but thankfully, those don’t count for anything), and that’s what’s keeping me going.

Wish me luck?