Then one day (like a week ago), he packed his bags and moved across the country, never to return. All he left were fleeting memories of meaningless flirtations and a bookcase and 25 two-liter soda bottles filled with water in the backseat of her car, which were still there (a week later) because she was too lazy to actually carrying them into the house.

And thus ended the story of Trouble and Julia, the great love saga that, as always, fizzled before any sparks were produced.